Rowena - Gave her a good seeing

You'll be excited to know that I have been in Budapest filming some of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen! They'll be coming up soon. I was assisted by my identical twin brother, Otto, AKA "Phil Mippants" and his girlfirend "Donna Rear" who I will tell you about in due course. This week we have the cuddly Rowena, who I took the opportunity to film in the bathroom, sliding soapy suds all over her body. Not much to say about her except after her shower, I dragged her out and gave her a good seeing to.

Cyprus - Daily life in the UK

The lovely Cyprus managed to beat a path to my door, braving hoody thugs, psychopaths, muggers and Hijab wearing, suicide bombers. Such is daily life in the UK. But still infused with the spirit of the Blitz we carry on regardless. I am also being stalked by a crazed vicar, who has been recently released from Broadmoor and started a "Say NO To Filth" campaign, he maintains he is merely enjoying his "Human Right" to protest, by standing outside my house at all hours.........but why the axe? Anyway back to Cyprus, well what a little babe. She decided to adopt the character of "Britney Shears" in her marketing and it certainly worked for me. I'd say she was probably certifiable, but hey, this is Jim Slip here. Her mouth had as much suction as a Henry Hoover and her pissing antics where quite fun, if a little short. She loved cock, (What a cl...

Sister Naomi - 500 Pound annoying nun challenge

Well, I must admit, in the crazy world of Jim Slip anything can happen! I was innocently waiting for a bus, when I found myself accosted by a Nun (Sister Naomi) asking me about the £500 Challenge card that I was holding. Nuns are always so damn inquisitive, always poking their noses into everything. They kind of have a really annoying enthusiasm about everything. Like Julie Andrews in "The Sound of Music", you feel like smashing her over the head with her guitar! To be honest, the last thing on my mind was the idea of getting to grips with a nun! The last time I dealt with nuns was at school. They were a brutal lot. The Mother Superior had been posted here from Germany after being thrown out of the Gestapo... for cruelty! I still remember lying on the floor as a group of nuns kicked and punched me for being late with my homework. W...

Lena - 500 Pound car breakdown challenge

Well, put me in a tall glass, cover me in fruit and ice cream, put a wafer in each ear and call me a Knicker Bocker Glory!..... I couldn't believe it......while driving down a busy A road I spotted a damsel in distress. The lovely Lena was standing by her old Nissan Micra waiting for the AA to arrive. Well what an opportunity to try out my £500 Bum Fun Challenge. I told her that she'd probably need a new car as her Micra definately looked ready for the scrap heap. So the thought of getting 500 smackers just for a quick shag, meant a new car for her. She'd been told she was going to have to wait for 2 hours for the patrolman to arrive,so without much convincing she came back to "Maison Jim". Well we dressed her up in a rather fetching all in one fish-net body suit, with rips in in and some high boots. (Just a note for the ladies out...

Robyn - Massive hooker sale here

Is this Pat Butcher? I thought I'd go and visit Robyn, last week. She's the Madam who together with her thuggish boyfriend, dragged the hapless Lara off for an evening of sleaze and prostitution in the streets of King's Cross a few weeks ago. Anyway, being a "Successful" madam I was expecting her to have a lavish office, but in fact I found her standing on a street corner, holding a sign saying, "Massive Hooker Sale Here". Well you've got to take your hat off to her for marketing. Apparently her "Office" had been recently fire-bombed. Oh how we laughed, as she reminisced about the night with Lara. How "Stumpy" the one legged nut-case had "Fallen for her" and how "Ali" had kindly left a box of Bombay Mix as a gift for Lara.

Angie - The 500 Forint challenge

With the success of Jimslip.com, I have been treating myself to a few luxuries in recent months.Gone are the days of rummaging through peoples' rubbish bins for a few scraps! Now it's like the "Ambassador's Party" at Jim Slip headquarters. I've got new tyres for my bike, can afford toilet paper and don't even have to hang peoples used tea-bags on the washing line, to make my self a cuppa! Another luxury is treating myself to a girl that comes and cleans. The lovely Angie was Hoovering my carpet when I came up with a good wheez of doing a challenge on her. Knowing that the currency of Hungary is the Forint, I decided to tempt her with a 500 Forint challenge. Unfortunately she wasn't impressed since 500 Forint is about £1.00. Anyway we negotiated a decent sum and I immediately sat her down and plunged my hand into her knickers. I...