Cleo takes the strain! Tiring of the strain of holding the camcorder whilst groping Cleo, I summoned my wife Lara Latex to relieve me of this chore & allow me to get both my trotters on her & do what needed to be done. At this point Cleo was already ravaged, but now freed from the camcorder there was no holding her back! I could see immediately that no passenger, bus ticket collector or train guard could travel in safety with Cleo on board. She is clearly a risk to Health & Safety! How many bus passengers have been shocked to their very core as they witness their conductor dropping his trousers to get a public blow