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MY FAVOURITES Some of my favourite babes!
MY ADVENTURES Take a look at my adventures
THE EARLY YEARS A trip down memory lane!
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Howdy Pardner!
This week we have the gorgeous American cowgirl, Lana. She’ d just flown in from “stateside” & was still wearing her work clothes from the cattle ranch she works at. Cowboy boots, skimpy top & the tiniest denim shorts ever made. Jimbo’s eyes nearly popped out of his head, as this is the look he knows & loves AND the first time ever worn by an American girl on Jimslip.com. Anyway, being a fan of Westerns, Jimbo quickly went into full John Wayne mode & greeted Lana with the traditional American greeting, “Howdy pardner!” to which Lana immediately responded with, “Howdy, how are you doing?” Soon after, Lana was grinding herself on Jimbo’s knees, to which he suddenly changed from cowboy to preacher! |
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Trolley Dolly By Golly!
They say there is a "silver lining on every cloud", well when a large foreign airline went down the toilet recently, up popped the gorgeous Denise who said she was available for some XXX porno action with your humble host. In fact I had spotted Denise on a flight last year and remember thinking she was a bit kinky by the fact that she was wearing seamed stockings as part of her uniform and heels so high that they would have ripped any escape slide to shreds had there been an emergency. I also noticd her amazing, sexy eyes. Anyway, I slipped her my business card and heard nothing more until out of the blue I got an email from her asking if I was still looking for girls. Anyway, she had given her uniform back, which was a shame, so we tarted her up in a "Sexy Air Stewardess" outfit from our, "Something for the weekend, boss?" range, supplied by our local vendor of Doner Kebabs, Davros. He has a stock of kinky clobber and dodgy DVD's out the back. The clothes are fine but they do have a slight smell of chilli sauce and fried onions, which is dealt with by shoving it all in a washing machine before use! |
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Cherry’s Mad, Mad World
This week Cherry joins Jimbo in his boudoir. She floats through the bedroom door looking like an apparition of what might happen if you died & went to heaven. An angel clad in gossamer like wisps of see through underwear. She then sidles onto the bed & & smiles as she continues her tale of Snow White, the 6 dwarves & the bus conductor. This is when you realise you have entered, a special door in Heaven, called The Madhouse!
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Cherry Returns!
This week the gorgeous Cherry English returns to jimslip.com for another bout with Jimbo, who was already salivating at the thought of once again getting his trotters on her! As usual Cherry had a bizarre story to tell. This time of a shoot in Italy based on the classic Snow White & the 7 Dwarves, in a “a spanking spectacular” except one dwarf didn’t arrive & the producers had to resort to trawling the streets to find someone else. Anyway as usual the whole project teetered on disaster, but Cherry saved the day! |
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English Castle Capers - Part 2
God only knows what the ghosts who trod the corridors of Castle Doom, must have thought at witnessing the debacle of filth happening before their very eyes! Jimbo definitely recalled hearing a moaning & a rattle of chains whilst the scene was in full swing. Was it a ghost, was it a ghoul? Was it a spectre demanding revenge, or was it just the owner of the castle masturbating in his dungeon hideaway? Anyway the sex crazed Emma demanded she was penetrated in every hole possible, first with the dildo & then Jimbo’s cock. There was no stopping the sex crazed pair! |
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