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Mincing my way back stage
I'm sure that you enjoyed Eva's sexy clothing changes in last weeks episode and as you will have seen, she settled for the sexy ballerina's outfit. These Eastern European babes love their ballet and even I could imagine squeezing into some tights and sneakily pirouetting and mincing my way back stage, at some opera house, to get near all those gorgeous babes. Somehow I think my flat feet and clumsy gait, would give away my cunning disguise in a few seconds and I would be ejected immediately. This week we get down to the nitty-gritty and Eva was a fabulous fuck as you can probably imagine and as is the norm for these girls from the icy wastes, she was insatiable. I suppose fucking and vodka is the only way to keep warm in those places and certainly a good ruse if you should find yourself stranded at a bus stop with a pretty girl, somewhere in the shivering, icicle clad, frozen hinterlands of the East! Yes, a suitable chat up line could be, "Fancy a bevvy and a shag love? it'll keep us warm while we're waiting for the bus!" "Da! But of course how can a resist your English charm, I vill get my knickers off forthwith!" |
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Sexy Princess?
This week we have possibly the most perfect "Girl next door" ever to grace the corridors of jimslip.com. So perfect in fact, that in spite of her accent, I think she strikes a suspicious resemblance to our very own Princess Catherine. She was studiously reading a book in our local park, when I pounced. But now I think about it, could someone we all know, have been skulking amongst the trees, gleefully watching, with his trousers around his ankles, whilst I made my approach? Could "The Couple" who shall remain nameless, be involved in kinky sex games to spice up their marriage? Anyway, "Ivea" came back and did some wonderful outfit changes, a bit like a catwalk model, so I could pick the sexiest look for her. Actually ALL her looks were gorgeous! Now folks, settle down and enjoy a true and totally natural babe of the old school! If any of the boffins that cloned, "Dolly the sheep" are reading this, perhaps they can get in touch, because I would like to clone Ivea! |
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Hostess with the Mostest!
This week we have the lovely air hostess, Sunny Diamond. I stumbled on her during one of my streets trawls for fresh meat. Sunny was enjoying the lovely weather during a stop-over when I slithered up to her and made her an offer she couldn't refuse.....well I suppose she could have refused, if she'd wanted to, but anyway, she explained that she worked for a very budget airline and didn't make much money, so the promise of wonga for some modelling was very appealing. Naturally, we dressed her up as a sexy air hostess and as you can see, she brushed up spectacularly, especially with the stockings and heels and don't start me on the big juggs! |
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Dolly Spice is twice as nice!
After vunder-babe Lou Lou, you must be asking yourselves, "Is there ever going to be a let up up in this "Tsunami of Totty" that is engulfing jimslip.com?" Well, I'm afraid not, because this week we have the delectable "Teen Dream from planet Total Fantasy", Dolly Spice, in some hot action! To be honest Dolly was so rampant that I was frankly shocked to my very core, In she waltzes and without a bye or leave, dons an outfit that the old folk out there would say "Was designed by Satan, woven in Hell and should be under lock and key, only to be removed for those, very rare, "Special occasions" that a dutiful wife must endure!" In other words, an outfit that has no other purpose than the downfall and corruption of Man. Dolly had already informed me that she was a pole-dancer by night. It was easy to imagine the audience of sex starved drunks, eyes a wide and salivating as this Temptress of Beelzebub coiled herself, as would a Serpent, around a pole and then slither off only to continue gyrating to the pounding sounds of the Devil's Disco, where Satan himself presides over 2 flaming record decks, cackling with laughter as He mixes the, "Beats!" |
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Lou Lou will SOCK it to you!
What is it about over knee socks that are so damn sexy? As you have no doubt noticed, Lou Lou has been wearing a pleated skirt and over knee socks, a classic ensemble on the Jim Slip website. Interestingly, I and others witnessed a nice looking girl getting on the Underground the other day and guess what? She had on a very short skirt and over knee socks. Looking at the guys around pretending that they weren't looking was hilarious, no matter how hard they tried, they couldn't hide the drool seeping from the corners of their mouths! It's nice to know that I have my finger on the pulse of what you all like out there and to be honest it hasn't changed for the last 20 years. In fact the darkest period in my life was when the Maxi skirt came into fashion in the 1970's. The designer should have been tried in The Hague for, "Crimes against Mankind!" I think after the judges seeing an "Exhibit A" of a girl wearing one of these horrors, they would have been more than happy to fetch the noose themselves! |
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Lou Lou College Girl Crumpet!
This week I am once again trawling the streets of London looking for fresh meat for you all to sink your teeth into. Some of you young folk out there might be confused by the word, "Crumpet" used in my title. Well, suffice it to say, those out there from the, "On The Buses" generation will know that, "Crumpet", means "Tasty bird" or I believe in modern speak, "Fit bitch!". Anyway, I managed to entice Lou Lou back to my lair and got her to rummage through our dressing up box. Luckily she chose the school girl outfit which suited her rather well I'd say. Having made her entrance, she then got chatting to Lara about stuff that I think you'd all find most interesting. In the mean time feast your eyes! |
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