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Leopard Print Pensioner Perversion
This week Lara takes over on camcorder so that I can get my trotters on Ashley without becoming entangled in wires. Without a hint of shame Ashley had decided to don the identical leopard print ensemble and panties that she had worn the night she was ravaged by the crazed old aged pensioners and when I saw her in this outfit I was not surprised that the inmates dementia was temporarily relieved and replaced with a crazed lust for sex! Yes my brethren, Ashley's antics actually breathed life into their brains now shut down by age! Men and women driven by basic and primitive motor instincts, the base and simple need to procreate overpowering their awful condition. Anyway as members will see, I behaved no better than the "Un-dead" slobbering pensioners and leapt upon her, pawing and clawing at her fantastic pensioner hypnotising juggs! |
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Old Folk Madhouse
This week we have the lovely Ashley Rider who made the trip down from Glasgow to have a rampant sex fest with me! This week she relates a horrific tale of being taken by a band of lust filled, rabid pensioners in the care home where she works. You will recoil in horror as she tells of having her leopard print micro mini-skirt yanked up and a mass of aged-spotted arthritic hands plunged into her sodden panties! All the same Ashley coyly admitted that she found the pensioner gang-bang "strangely erotic" as did I. Anyway, this discussion came to an abrupt end when I stuffed my engorged dick down the back of Ashley's wide open mouth and she sucked it down her throat with gusto. Naturally, in spite of being impeded by the camcorder I managed to screw her as well! |
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Not So Cheap Whore
So continuing on from last weeks casting Julie wanted to dress as a "cheap whore" and she re-appeared looking amazing, except her "cheap whore" outfit cost at least £2000! I am sure many of you will also love the outfit, especially those boots! She taunted Lara Latex by striding around the flat wiggling her tight round bum into the camera and then my eyes nearly popped out of my head and when she bent over, pulled down her tiny red shorts (£500) and then pulled her bum cheeks apart! Naturally, I had no choice but to drop my trousers and plunge my stiff cock into her and give her a good screwing. We then started to fuck in every possible position on the sofa, with Julie banging up and down on my like a pile-driver gone mad! We ended up in a 69 position with me lapping up her pussy juice and her pummelling or should I say "Fracking" my dick to extract the spunk which she successfully did within a very short time! |
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A Great Work Of Art!
This week we have a very classy Belgium girl who works in an art gallery. Julie enthused on the 30 metre square canvas of red paint with a tiny black dot on it selling for 10 million EUROS. Most impressive of all was when she found her boss masturbating over a scene on jimslip.com and then shooting his load over the screen! This pervert then had the cheek to display his laptop in the gallery covered in dried semen as an exhibit entitled, "Jerk Off" with a price tag of 3 million EUROS! I?m in the wrong job! Anyway, her boss suggested she come and auction for jimslip.com and you will agree that these posh girls with heaps of frilly knickers, seamed stockings and gloves are an extremely hot lot and it wasn't long before she had lifted up her dress and I had plunged my hand into her sodden panties! Julie then groaned and dropped to her knees and sucked my cock whilst wanking herself off at the same time, it was very horny just sitting there filming this spectacle of unashamed lust unfolding before my very eyes. Anyway, she coyly asked if next week she could dress up and be treated as a "cheap whore", which members will see she does. However, not so "cheap" really, as her thigh high boots cost at least 1500 pounds...well that's posh birds for you! |
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Randy Candy
As members will have witnessed, Candy's eyes were glazed over with unashamed lust and I therefore had no choice but to have her change out of her cow-girl outfit and into that of a ballerina. This only made her even more badly behaved and when she saw my wife Lara Latex on camcorder there was no stopping her. As members will know, our new video spec allows for very good freeze frames and if you look carefully you will see that the aforementioned ballerina's outfit has been shamelessly torn apart in the most opportune places. That is, my brethren, in places convenient for me to fuck a gorgeous girl like Candy in any position that I may desire, whilst she remains fully clothed! Yes, some (Including my wife) have observed that, I, your humble scribe, is somewhat weird in my pursuit of this fetish of fucking buttoned up, fully clothed girls. Maybe it is no more than my strict Catholic schooling that has caused me to retain some decorum even in the event of crazed, lust filled sex. A paradox I grant you. Anyway, I need say nothing else regarding this scene, other than I am being fucked by a teenage girl dressed up as a slutty ballerina who's final act is to cause me to ejaculate all over her face and drag my cock across her face as if she's applying some new, very expensive face cream. Even Lara Latex remarked, "I've never seen that before!" and promptly booked Candy for a threesome for her website! |
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Eye Candy
This weeks babe is as they say "Easy on the eye" to say the least. 19 year old Candy had been most vexed to discover that she was too short to be a supermodel and had been wisely advised by her local purveyor of Doner Kebab, Stavros, that porn might be a fortuitous career move. Whilst slicing the Doner meat, suddenly, with great aplomb he pronounced, "I can see it in the meat, the signs are all there, look how the gristle and fat join together and form a river of crud, it can only mean one thing, with my help you will be a porn star!" Anyway, I foolishly tittered at this incredible tale and was swiftly chastised by the lovely Candy with, "Well I'm here aren't I?" Giving it some thought, my brethren, I concluded that maybe there is some Truth passed down by the Ancients. Maybe signs can be read in the folds of fat and gristle in the Doner meat lumps you see slowly revolving in Kebab houses, who knows? Anyway, Candy will have you tearing your dicks off in lust and I must add that she truly adored my cock and gazed at it in a way often seen in the crazed eyes of newly converted Christians! |
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