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Love you long time!
Well, naturally Aysha passed the audition with flying colours. In fact there was no point having an "Audition" at all since Aysha is a sex maniac and was desperately trying to rip down my trousers even before the casting had started. Luckily, Lara Latex grabbed her and frog marched her back to make-up, so that I could continue the delicate task of prepping all the equipment. Anyway, this week, untethered by the constraints of close up camcorder action, Aysha went crazy and literally fucked my brains out. By the way, my brethren, next week we have a cute innocent looking little blonde who looks like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth, but as members already know, these are the girls who seem to be the most rampant and YES she certainly was, so watch out! |
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Estate agent sells herself!
This week we have Aysha who decided to do a jimslip casting on her day off from being an estate agent! Yes folks, an estate agent! In fact the first that we have ever had on jimslip.com. Admittedly, she did explain that her previous job had been, "Hooker." Anyway, I blushed as Aysha related her sordid and depraved method of securing offers on property she had on her books! You too will recoil in horror as she describes how she uses every sordid trick in the book to secure her prey! From wiggling her bottom whilst going up the stairs, to throwing herself on a bed and saying, "You wanna fuck me, sir?" She even boasts how she'd had rampant threesome sex sessions with married couples who had innocently engaged Aysha to help get them on the property ladder, only to find themselves embroiled in her wicked and sordid web of depravity! Luckily she operates in Eastern Europe, as I'd imagine the Royal Institute of Chartered Surveyors would take a dim view of Aysha's shenanigans if she were to operate in the UK! |
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From book-worm to whore!
Judging from my bulging post bag, it would seem that jimslip.com members were most impressed at Tina's first steps into that domain of brazen filth and depravity known as porn! That domain, nay, fortress guarded by the Devil himself! Yes, Tina passed with flying colours and only then did she share her darkest secret, "Make me dress up and act like a complete whore and then bend me over and take me, please Mr Jim!" Well, my brethren, I am not ashamed to admit that I stumbled back in horror at this brazen request by this young slip of a girl, to don the shameful vestments of sin, favoured by street girls throughout the World! This disgusting, tempting clothing or should I refer to them as, "The braids of Beelzebub?" Thigh length boots, stockings, micro mini skirts and skimpy tops, how many times has Man been brought to his ruination by this evil combination of disgraceful cloth that could have only been designed in the now infamous, "House of Satan!. That place deep in the Underworld, peopled by thousands of lost souls, who under the lash, churn out thigh length boots, micro-minis and stockings by the ton, which are then transported above ground by imps riding atop of flying monkeys and then sold into innocent Christian society by the agents of Satan himself! Anyway, I must admit, Tina took to the challenge to be a complete whore with gusto! |
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Hot sexy librarian
One of the great wonders of jimslip.com is never knowing from where the next beautiful girl will emerge from. This week we have the very demure, but red hot 19 year old bespectacled babe, Tina. By day a sensible trainee librarian and by night a sex crazed wench, besotted with the idea of immersing herself into the depraved and wicked world of hard core porn! Members of jimslip.com will be aghast as Tina relates her tale of shameless shenanigans at the lending library. Yes, my brethren, you will salivate at her salicious tale, you will drool as she pouts into the camera lens and whispers of how she was taken over a desk, her tight mini-skirt gruffly lifted, knickers yanked down and rampantly penetrated by Godfrey the 85 year old one legged head librarian! You will dribble down the front of your shirts, as she describes in every detail this monster pawing her between the book shelves, whilst old age pensioners waited patiently to check out their books and you will look away with shame as she describes how she shamelessly encouraged Godfrey in his depraved antics until his heart could take no more and he collapsed in a heap on the floor. Luckily for me, my brethren, Tina had the presence of mind to rifle through his pockets before calling an ambulance and this is where she found a scrap of paper with jimslip.com written on it and this is how Tina came to be with you today! The Lord works in mysterious ways! Anyway, as you can imagine Tina passed the jimslip casting with flying colours! |
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Lara lends a hand
As members will have seen, lurking underneath Jessica's supposedly coy and innocent facade, was a disgraceful and wanton slut! One expects these sorts of shenanigans from so called, "Porn stars" who's stock in trade is shouting and yelling in "Ecstasy" at even the mere touch on the arm from a mega-stud clad in spandex and wrap around shades. But not from a sweet, cute girl like Jessica! She was more than happy just to use me as a tool to pleasure herself with. Luckily Lara was on hand to grab the camcorder and at least allow me a brief respite from having to hold the camera, boom mic, clipboard, megaphone AND getting laid all at the same time. Not that I am asking for a pat on the back or anything like that, but sometimes the responsibility of shagging all these babes can be a bit overwhelming and I certainly don't get much sympathy from Mrs Slip who behaves like a slave master on a Galley ship of ancient times?.not that I'm complaining. |
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Jessica in Jeggings
This week we have the gorgeous Jessica who arrived for a Jim Slip casting clad in those skin tight jean effect trousers that I believe are called "Jeggings". These depraved vestments of the Devil, actually look like trousers that have been sprayed on, they look so tight! Anyway, I know the nation will be biting its collective finger nails to discover whether Jessica gets to pass the strict criteria set out in a Jim Slip casting. Yes, I know so far there has been a 100% pass rate in these castings. This is simply because in all cases the girls choose to dispense with the important preliminary facets of the stringent casting procedure and just grab my dick and stuff it down their throats! Some would say that the girls already know that if they do this they will automatically pass! This suggestion is an outrage and I totally refute the suggestion that I encourage the girls to behave in a licentious manner before an initial and respectful time frame of at least 120 seconds has passed! |
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