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Teen Dream from Cheam!
Well, to honest Alice isn't from Cheam in Surrey at all, it just rhymed with teen. Anyway Alice arrived for a Jim Slip casting dressed in the obligatory rubber effect trousers. Do I look like I'm complaining? These trousers are all the rage with women in Europe at the moment and its great seeing even 90 year olds hobbling around with walking frames, wearing these skin tight rubber leggings! I think they call it "Young at heart" back where I come from. Alice was quite innocent and awkward at first but it didn't take long before she was gagging to get on with some xxx hardcore porno action and don't ask what happened at the end of the casting! |
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Perfect body?
When I saw my wife Lara engaging Candy in hot lesbo action, I thought to myself, "There's something missing here!" then I suddenly realised what it was. MY DICK, that is what was missing! A girl with a body like Candy's, i.e. perfect tits, little waist and beautiful round bum is lost unless there is a cock somewhere in the picture, i.e. MY COCK! lol So I hurried to the bathroom to freshen up and emptied half a bottle of Hai Karate! on me just to make sure. This stuff works great on the birds and also keeps wasps and flies away when you're at a barbecue! Anyway I arrived back on set just in time to marvel at what a wonderful body Candy has. It looks like it was fashioned by the Devil himself to wreak havoc. I reckon this is the real reason the Pope is resigning. I think he was surfing the net and accidentally stumbled on Candy in her little kilt and seamed stockings and in an instant his Faith went down the plug-hole and all over the Vatican a loud scream pieced the reverential silence, "Bollocks! I can't go on, 60 years of celibacy and then this happens, FUCK! FUCK! BOLLOCKS! I can't take it anymore, I'm outta here!" |
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Sexy blonde in stockings
Well, as the wise and hallowed members of jimslip.com would have seen, Cherry passed the strict trials laid down by myself, Jim Slip! She proved that she can behave like a wanton slut and at no time show any shame, reticence or guilt. She proved that she could swallow a whole dick and spit it out again without a care in the World. This week the fun continues except Cherry is transformed into a girl about town and to achieve this she put on stockings and suspenders and heels and a rather nice spotted dress. In fact the perfect outfit for any woman to wear and in so doing guarantee that they end up bent over the kitchen table and fucked senseless! So girls a little advice form Jim. If you want to spice up your sex life, junk all that nasty, tacky, "Something for the weekend, Madam?" clobber you got from the sex shop and kit yourself out in a "nice girl" outfit like Cherry's. Make sure you've got stockings with seams on underneath and high heels. Then just mention in passing to your partner what your wearing under your new dress, Nature will take over from there! |
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Bubbly Babelicious Blonde Beauty
You'll be pleased to know that yet again skin-tight rubber effect trousers make yet another appearance on Jimslip.com. This week they are clad around the gorgeous legs of one of the sexiest babes to ever walk the hallowed hall ways of Jimslip.com, Cherry Kiss. She found her way to one of my castings and as you will see passed the strict protocols and tasks set by me, with no effort at all. She does one of the most sexy fully clothed scenes on stairs I've ever seen and your eyes, as did mine, will be popping out on springs when you see her sitting on the stairs, legs wide apart running her perfectly manicured fingers up and down that skin tight rubber, whilst gazing wantonly at the camera! Having had to endure filming this she then strides down the stairs and wiggles her bum at the camera and then suggests that she should suck my dick! Naturally I acquiesced to her demand without protest and what followed would make the devil himself reach for his smelling salts! |
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A whole Lora love
If my late gran had seen Lora's skintight rubber effect trousers she would have venomously spat, "I expect you'll find trousers like THOSE hanging in the Devil's wardrobe soon enough!" Although I can't imagine The Devil has need of a "wardrobe" per se. Truly on Lora they did cling in places that would make a brothel owner blush! For that reason alone, I accosted her in the street and did my "I'm a photographer......blah! blah!" routine on her and sure enough she was back at my place and in no time I had my fingers clenched into her round, rubber-clad buttocks. I challenge the Pope himself not to be tempted from his holy path by the site of a girl like Lora strutting around in these abominations known as trousers! Anyway, as you will see Lora was a very cute, young minx and was more than willing to peel off her trousers and everything else all for the cause of "Art!" |
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A minx in a Mac!
Please forgive the witty pun, but due to the freak weather conditions I had to interview the gorgeous porn fan, Alyssa, out in the pouring rain in her Mac or "Raincoat" to the young folk out there. Anyway Alyssa put herself forward as a worthy participant in a Jim Slip jolly jape and naturally I agreed. She looked so good in her Mac that I got her to wear it in the scene and you will see that she had stockings and suspenders on UNDER the Mac, which to us men IS VERY SEXY INDEED. Don't ask me why, ladies, but if you want to give your man a thrill, get yourselves a Mac and put on underneath nothing else apart from sexy lingerie and heels and then expose yourself to your partner and I can guarantee you will be bent over the sink and fucked senseless immediately. BUT DON'T DO IT AT THE OFFICE OR IN A BUS QUEUE OR SHOPPING CENTRE as you might get inadvertently gang-banged. Don't ask, its just a "Man thing". Anyway, sit back, relax and enjoy the wonderful, sexy, Alyssa. |
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