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Lou Lou College Girl Crumpet!
This week I am once again trawling the streets of London looking for fresh meat for you all to sink your teeth into. Some of you young folk out there might be confused by the word, "Crumpet" used in my title. Well, suffice it to say, those out there from the, "On The Buses" generation will know that, "Crumpet", means "Tasty bird" or I believe in modern speak, "Fit bitch!". Anyway, I managed to entice Lou Lou back to my lair and got her to rummage through our dressing up box. Luckily she chose the school girl outfit which suited her rather well I'd say. Having made her entrance, she then got chatting to Lara about stuff that I think you'd all find most interesting. In the mean time feast your eyes! |
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Dressed as a cheap slut
This week we have the beautiful Amira who emailed me and asked whether she could star in a Jim Slip scene, whilst dressed as a cheap slut. Her, "Boy" friend had put her up to it. Well, I should say "Man" friend since she informed me that he is 44 years old! What a disgusting pervert! He should be ashamed of himself encouraging his 18 year old girl friend to perform acts of gross lewdness, whilst dressed in the mode of a cheap whore, with the full knowledge that this depraved debacle of pornographic filth was to be recorded on a televisual recording device! Did this man not realise that the base and sinful antics performed by this hussy, would ultimately be broadcast across the World for millions to watch and drool over, this gross spectacle of porno muck satisfying their secret desires at their most craven? Sir, you will surely turn away in shame, when you witness the depths to which Amira plunges in pursuit of satisfying her carnal lust! The Devil himself would blush!........ PS To Amira's boyfriend, the Champagne and cigars are on their way!! |
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Lovely long legged Natasha
This week we have the lovely long legged Natasha, dressed in a tiny mini kilt, hold-ups and heels! She was trawled from a park reading the Stephen King book, "IT" about a murderous clown. Natasha was all too ready to cast her book to one side at the promise of crisp cash! I've recently had a few complaints from people suffering from RSI or "Repetitive Strain Injury" to the right arm and I quote, "Please Jim enough of these gorgeous babes, the doctor put my arm in a sling and I told him about jimslip.com, the following week I returned to find both him and the other doctors AND a nurse ALL had their arms in slings as well, STOP, enough with the babes already!!" My answer to him, NO! NO! NO! I will not stop putting the most beautiful babes on Earth on my website, you will just have to alternate arms! |
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Strange but true!
The scene with our lovely Nataly is truly an example of those stories you read about alien abduction or a remote town being rained on by frogs. Here we have a total babe, met in a park whilst innocently reading a book and within an hour of this, "Strange Encounter", this beautiful babe has dressed up in heels, seamed stockings and a mini-kilt and is being mercilessly screwed in the bum by your host Jim Slip. Could anything be more strange or weird? In what bizarre dimension does a such a distortion of time and space occur? Could Jim Slip actually be an alien from Outer Space with the technology to tele-transport babes back to his craft, which is cleverly disguised as a nondescript apartment? What crazed master plan is being hatched by these aliens? Should they not be stopped here and now? Today it is Nataly, who will be the next babe transported back to his lair? |
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This week we have a University student
If you thought that it was the end of the babes, I'm afraid you are wrong! This week we have University student, Nataly from Russia, the World's largest exporter of TOTAL BABES! I met her in a park reading a big book with an English title, so I pounced. So hold on to your eyeballs, because Nataly is achingly beautiful and once she donned the Jim Slip classic outfit, I had to reach for my smelling salts to stop me keeling over! To be honest I didn't know where to start and after a few seconds hesitation, I leapt through the air, like a man possessed and plunged my hand into her knickers! You can guess what happened next! |
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Worship The Arse!
This week we have the gorgeous Viktoria, yet another TOTAL BABE! A babe with a body that must have been fashioned in the Fires of Hell by the Devil's own hand! A body that would tempt the most devout from his path of righteousness. At the birth of Man, if she had been Eve, Adam would have slung the apple away and said, "Sod this apple, I want a piece of THAT ass, girl!" She actually approached me and asked me if I knew where the nearest metro was. Metros in Budapest are so dammed difficult to find, you see they bury them underground, which is bloody inconvenient if you ask me! Anyway, feel free to salivate and ogle at the female form at it's most tempting! |
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